Before and After Marriage

Recently I happened to see an email which I found quite good….hey before you guys reach at a conclusion…please for god sake do not read this thinking me in mind …. mera hansta, khush aur abbad ghar barbaaad ho jayeeega…. :-)

Here it goes

Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

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After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.

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5 Responses to “Before and After Marriage”

  1. Kumar Chetan Sharma Says:

    is this true?

  2. Chieftain Says:

    What do you want to know my friend? The TRUTH or what this post is tryin to convey ;-)

    Well I will not be able to provide my services for either … I am a happily married man and would like to stay as it is. MIND IT.

    Hey by the way ever heard that……Curiosity kills the cat?

  3. Kumar Chetan Sharma Says:

    Yes, I have heard, but I see all the “cats” alive with their kittens and telling every one am a happily…you know…;-)

  4. Kumar Chetan Sharma Says:

    My comment must be read as
    Yes, I have heard, but I see all the “cats” “alive” with their kittens and telling every one am a happily…you know…;-)

  5. Vinish Says:

    Interesting, but I am confused as to how should I react. Am I really happy, or I just pretend to be so :) after getting married?

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