Wishing you all a very happy and prosperous Diwali. Every year on this day we meet our friends, loved ones and tell them the same usual lines year after year. I am sure you guys never got bored of saying it and believe me neither do I.
What good it would have been if someone wishes you by saying …… “Bhagwaan kare Lakshmiji aapko apna accountant bana le”. Aameeeeeeeennnnnnnn!
Recently few good advices I came across …..:D
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs 5,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it.
Recently I happened to see an email which I found quite good….hey before you guys reach at a conclusion…please for god sake do not read this thinking me in mind …. mera hansta, khush aur abbad ghar barbaaad ho jayeeega…. 
Here it goes
Before Marriage - - -
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new South Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said “Give me Liberty , or give me Death”?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775″ he said.